CHISTES DE LOS VIERNES

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Periódico Chistes de los Viernes

   EDICIÒN  Nº  270  VIERNES 27  DE JULIO  DE 2012

 

Fundado en Temuco el 22 de Abril de 2005

La mayor cadena de humor a nivel nacional e internacional , llegamos

 de Arica a Tierra del Fuego , a 30 Paises y mas de 30.000 personas ( esto es

lo unico que no es chiste )  colabore enviando chistes

 

 Bienvenidos  ésta  semana :       Joseph Drake , Empresa-

rio, Servicios Forestales , Temuco   ;  Nicolás García , Agricul-

tor , Lautaro    ;   Miguel Weisser , Agricultor , Temuco   ;  Willy

Aguayo, Empresario, Temuco  ;  Jorge Appel  , Socio –Gerente

Comercial Hamburgo Ltda , Temuco    

                                                                                                                                                                                                         

1.723 En la Funeraria

          El tipo llega a una Funeraria :

         -Quiero una urna para mi suegra , que sea económica

         -Esta vale $ 1.500.000

         -¿Está loco ?,quiero algo barato ,le dije que era para  mi

suegra, péguese la ubicaita

         -Esta de acá , vale $ 750.000

         -No, muy cara

         -¿Cuál es la mas barata que tiene ?

         -Esa, es de cartón corrugado, es firme vale $ 99.990

         -¿No hay nada mas económico ?

         -Lo otro sería , que nos traiga a su suegra y nosotros

veremos como le colocamos las manillas

 

 

1.724 Solicitando aumento de sueldo

            En una conocida Empresa de Servicios Financieros

con Oficinas en todo el país , la empleada de una de las O-

ficinas del Sur , se dirige al SubGerente Regional :

           -Don Oscar , le quiero pedir un aumento de sueldo

           -Pero como se le ocurre , pretender algo así , Gonzalo

en Curicó gana lo mismo que Ud. y tiene 7  hijos

          La empleada le dice :

          -Yo pensaba que en ésta Empresa pagaban por las

tareas que uno realiza en la Oficina , y no por las tareas que

uno hace en la casa.

 

 

1.725 Robo

           Una chica muy nerviosa , va a la Comisaría a denun-

ciar que en el cine ,un hombre le robó toda la plata

          -Dígame , señorita ¿ donde guardaba ud. la plata?

          -En el corpiño

          -¿y ud. no sentía la mano del hombre ?

          -es que yo creí que ése sinvergüenza tenía buenas

intenciones.

 

 

1.726 Sucedió en una Iglesia de Temuco

           En la Catedral de Temuco, el Padre Jaime , observa

a una chica rezando y  con un escote fenomenal .

           -Señorita , o se cubre o se va de la Iglesia

          - Padre ,yo siempre  rezo aquí , tengo el derecho divino

          -Y el izquierdo también , pero si no se cubre , se va

 

 

1.727 De Luna de Miel (colab. Anne Lore Postler , Frutillar)

          Después de 8 años de romance Alejandro y su novia

se casan , y se van de luna de miel al Caribe

          Durante varios días ,permanecían encerrados en la

habitación , y no se sabía nada de ellos , excepto “ algunos

ruiditos típicos “ y palabras en inglés como :  yes , yes ,yes,

Oh My God ( algunas mucamas creían que eran una pareja

de extranjeros ) Cada vez que hacían el amor tiraban los

condones a la calle

         Por instrucciones del Gerente del Hotel , una mucama

va a la habitación , y toca la puerta :

         -¿Desean algo para comer ?

         -No gracias , contesta Alejandro con una voz débil .No-

sotros nos alimentamos de puro amor

         -Está bién , pero ¿podrían dejar de tirar las cáscaras

por la ventana ?

 

 

1.728 Cocinado en su propia salsa

          El tipo había  estado muchos años en Alemania y re-

gresó a Chile. Manejaba en la carretera a exceso de velo-

cidad y lo detiene un Carabinero

        -Señor ud. venía a exceso de velocidad , 180 kmts

x hora , para ser mas exacto

        -Pero en Alemania, no hay límite de velocidad….

        -Ademas venía por la izquierda , le dice el Carabinero

       - Pero en Alemania , se anda por cualquier lado

       -Y anda con las luces apagadas ,le dice el Carabinero

       -Pero que quiere , si es de día , dice el tipo

       El Carabinero le responde :

      -Pero en Alemania es de noche….        

          

 

Saludos a todos , buen fin de semana

 

 

 SERGIO ENRIQUE FUENTES AGUILAR

         Director   Irresponsable

PERIODICO  CHISTES  DE  LOS  VIERNES

              

 

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